Matt Damon performed a sniffing, fuming Brett Kavanaugh testifying to the Senate Judiciary Committee through the 44th season premiere of “Saturday Evening Reside.”
Damon entered because the Supreme Courtroom candidate and commenced studying from his ready remarks.
“Let me let you know this, I’m going to begin at an 11 and I’m gonna to take it to a 15 actual fast,” he mentioned.
Addressing the panel of senators performed by the present’s forged members, Damon mentioned he wrote the opening speech by himself “whereas screaming into an empty bag of Doritos.”
“I’m normally an optimist,” Damon sneered. “I’m a keg-half-full form of man, however what I’ve seen from the monsters on this committee makes me wish to puke – and never from beer!”
Aping Kavanaugh’s outrage whereas testifying final Thursday, Damon guzzled water and raged on the committee.
“I’m right here due to a sham perpetrated by the Clintons, George Soros, Kathy Griffin, the homosexual mafia and Mr. Ronan Sinatra,” he mentioned.
He discounted the testimony of Christine Blasey Ford, who alleges Kavanaugh held her down on a mattress and groped her throughout a highschool social gathering in 1982.
“Dr. Ford has no proof – none,” he mentioned. “And in the meantime, I’ve received these calendars. These lovely creepy calendars. I’m lifting weights with P.J. and Squee. However you don’t care about that, do you? You simply wish to humiliate me in entrance of my spouse, my mother and father and Alyssa Friggin Milano?”