‘Simpsons’ writer reveals answers to show’s biggest mysteries

‘Simpsons’ writer reveals answers to show’s biggest mysteries

Within the late 1980s, cartoonist Matt Groening was known as into the Fox Community’s “Tracey Ullman Present” for a gathering. The sketch comedy present was utilizing one-minute animated clips between sketches and have been sad with their present lot. Groening had been drawing a cartoon known as “Life in Hell” since 1977 that was a preferred attract different newspapers.

In accordance to longtime Simpsons writer Mike Reiss, Groening was initially informed it might simply be a “get-acquainted assembly,” so he arrived with nothing ready. However a couple of minutes earlier than it began, one of many attendees informed him they have been trying ahead to seeing his mission.

So, with simply 5 minutes to spare earlier than a probably career-altering assembly, Groening sketched out a brand new concept, and that’s how the Simpsons — bearing the names of Groening’s mother and father, Homer and Marge, and his sisters, Lisa and Maggie (Bart was his personal concept) — have been born.

Reiss’ new e book, “Springfield Confidential: Jokes, Secrets and techniques, and Outright Lies from a Lifetime Writing for the Simpsons,” written with Mathew Klickstein (Dey Road Books), takes us on a hilarious journey by Reiss’ profession, which incorporates writing for “The Simpsons” for many of its life. Final month, it grew to become the longest-running scripted collection in tv historical past with its 636th episode.

Reiss was already a veteran sitcom writer, having labored on “Alf” and “It’s Garry Shandling’s Present,” when “The Simpsons” employed its first writers within the run-up to its 1989 debut. On the time, the job was hardly prestigious.

“No one wished to work on ‘The Simpsons,’ ” Reiss writes. “There hadn’t been a cartoon in prime time since ‘The Flintstones,’ a era earlier than. Worse but, the present could be on the Fox community, a brand new enterprise that nobody was positive would even final.”

Reiss was so embarrassed by the job that he didn’t inform anybody he had taken it.


“The studio had so little religion in us, they housed us in a trailer,” Reiss writes. “I assumed that if the present failed, they’d slowly again the trailer up to the Pacific and drown the writers like rats.”

The night time earlier than the show’s premiere, Reiss requested the remainder of the employees how lengthy they thought it might final.

“Each writer had the identical reply. Six weeks,” he writes. “Solely [executive producer] Sam Simon was optimistic. ‘I believe it’s going to final 13 weeks,’ he mentioned. ‘However don’t fear. Nobody will ever see it. It gained’t damage your profession.’ ”

He was half-right. Nobody’s profession was damage, however folks positively noticed it. “The Simpsons” premiered to nice opinions and have become the highest-rated debut within the community’s historical past to date.

Reiss portrays the show’s creation as a principally peaceable course of, though the primary few years noticed one behind-the-scenes rivalry discover its means on-screen.

Groening was hailed as a genius, however Reiss writes that Simon, who died of most cancers in 2015, deserved a lot of the credit score for the show’s early success. Simon’s rising bitterness at watching Groening obtain that credit score quickly made Groening a pariah on his personal present and impressed the traditional episode “Flaming Moe’s.”

“[Sam] pitched a narrative the place Homer, like Sam, creates one thing really extraordinary . . . and Moe will get all of the credit score for it. Homer turns into twisted with rage and destroys them each. [The episode] is taken into account the most effective ‘Simpsons’ episodes ever.”

Within the e book, Reiss reveals “Simpsons’ ” secrets and techniques and inside jokes galore. He even factors out one joke that has run in each episode of the collection that sails previous most viewers unnoticed.

“When ‘The Simpsons’ title card emerges from the cloud,” he writes, “you see the primary half of the household’s title, ‘The Simps,’ earlier than the remainder of the phrase. So what? Properly, ‘Simps’ is brief for simpletons — silly folks — like those you’re about to see within the present.”

He additionally reveals answers to a number of of the show’s long-running mysteries. Reiss found why Simpsons characters are yellow by chance at an artwork present of a former present animator. (Each Simpsons episode options 24,000 cels hand-drawn by Korean animators.)

This lady, whose title he doesn’t reveal, acquired Groening’s unique character drawings and was charged with discovering a shade for them.

Bart (left to proper), Lisa, Maggie, Marge, and Homer Simpson©20thCentFox/Courtesy Everett C

She selected yellow as a result of, ­Reiss writes, “Bart, Lisa and Maggie haven’t any hairlines — there’s no line that separates their pores and skin from their hair factors. So the animators selected yellow — it’s kinda pores and skin, kinda hair.”

There may be additionally the everlasting query of precisely the place the Simpsons dwelling metropolis of Springfield is situated. Reiss writes that the city title — “borrowed” from the ’50s hit sitcom “Father Is aware of Finest” and initially chosen by Groening for its “generic blandness” — has been offered in so some ways over time that it could possibly’t probably be situated in anybody place.

“Springfield has an ocean on its east facet and its west facet,” Reiss writes. “We as soon as mentioned that East Springfield is thrice the dimensions of Texas. And in a single episode, we see Homer shoveling snow within the morning and mendacity in a hammock sipping lemonade that afternoon. This raises the query: What planet is Springfield on?”

‘Whereas I’d love to do ‘The Simpsons,’ I’d by no means do something to shame the workplace of the president. Generally they write the jokes for you.’

A e book about “The Simpsons” could be incomplete with out tales of the numerous celebrities which have appeared on the present, and Reiss doesn’t disappoint.

When Elizabeth Taylor recorded her notorious voice cameo — she gave Maggie Simpson her first phrase, “Daddy,” in 1992 — she had to do six takes as a result of it stored popping out “too horny.”

“We had to remind her she was a child speaking to her father, not hitting on him,” Reiss writes. “Liz did hit on one man within the crowded room — our animation supervisor, David Silverman. ‘Who’s that?’ she purred.”

Reiss reveals that in “Marge vs. the Monorail,” the Conan O’Brien-penned episode regarded by followers as one of many show’s greatest, the notorious Leonard Nimoy cameo was truly created for one of many actor’s outdated co-stars, who refused.

“We requested George Takei from ‘Star Trek’ to play himself — Takei had been on an earlier episode, and he beloved it,” Reiss writes. “However Takei turned us down, saying, ‘I don’t make enjoyable of monorails.’

George Takei (proper) as himself in ‘The Burns Cage’ episode of ‘The Simpsons.’©20thCentFox/Courtesy Everett Assortment

Seems he’s an impassioned fan of public transit. As a substitute, we went to Leonard Nimoy, who fortunately took the half.”

For Michael Jackson’s 1991 look enjoying a 300-pound white psychological affected person who thought he was Jackson, Reiss writes that Jackson had a stunning school for comedy.

After studying the episode’s 20-page define, Jackson “provided some humorous strategies: He pitched the scene the place Bart tells the city that Michael Jackson is coming to go to, creating an uproar, and he added a scene the place ‘Michael’ writes a music with Bart.”

Jackson additionally made the writers change a joke that concerned his fiercest leisure rival, Prince, to make the punchline about Elvis Presley as a substitute.

Reiss writes that Jackson wasn’t the best actor, however the employees was sure his singing efficiency could be the stuff of legend. They have been proper — even when the voice wasn’t his.

After they have been prepared to report Jackson’s vocals, the singer introduced out “just a little white man” named Kipp Lennon, whom he launched as his “licensed sound-alike.”

It’s Lennon’s voice, not Jackson’s, singing the episode’s songs.

When requested why he had Lennon sing the songs as a substitute of doing it himself, Jackson “replied cryptically, ‘It’s a joke on my brothers.’ ”

“Let me be the primary to say it,” Reiss deadpans within the e book. “Michael Jackson was an odd man.”

Whereas “The Simpsons” have seemingly had their decide of movie star company, Reiss reveals the celebrities which have eluded them.

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Bruce Springsteen is the show’s nice white whale, turning them down constantly regardless of their making an attempt to bribe him with a Simpsons jacket, and even having his late sax participant Clarence Clemons on the present within the hopes he would inform The Boss “how a lot enjoyable it was.”

They’ve additionally by no means had a US president, having been rejected by each POTUS from Gerald Ford to Barack Obama.

“The closest we ever got here was Invoice Clinton,” Reiss writes. “After we wrote him an element and despatched him the script, he notified us, ‘Whereas I’d love to do ‘The Simpsons,’ I’d by no means do something to shame the workplace of the president.’ Generally they write the jokes for you.”

Tom Cruise was an early fan however in the end turned down an element, and each Prince and George Lucas requested if they may seem however modified their minds after studying the elements written for them.

As Reiss depicts it, the rejections are comprehensible. Lucas would have been subjected to a ‘Star Wars’ rant by Comedian E-book Man, and Prince was requested to play a second iteration of the 300-pound psychological affected person who thought he was Michael Jackson.

Some visitor stars shocked the employees with sudden expertise — Aerosmith bassist Tom Hamilton had “nice comedian timing and an enormous vary of humorous voices” — and baseball Corridor of Famer Ken Griffey Jr. was “indignant” about his function within the famed “Homer on the Bat” episode as a result of, Reiss writes, “He didn’t perceive his line, ‘There’s a celebration in my mouth and everybody’s invited.’ Including to the stress, his father, Ken Griffey Sr., was there making an attempt to coach him by the road, and it wasn’t serving to.”

Whereas Reiss discovered a lot of the show’s movie star company a pleasure to work with, “I’ve labored with just one celeb,” he writes, “whom I thought of a diva. To guard her anonymity, the writer’s authorized division will solely let me provide you with her first title: Oprah.”


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